Hoot Hoot

Like a bird, Sup my name is Eduardo and I'm here to clean up Internet trash. No this is not a environmental blog even though I've participated with community clean ups. This is a pure humor blog. I surf the web for funny pics and lolz cats. Look around and ask some question and remember Give a hoot don't pollute and keep that hipster crap to yourself.

humpingturtles:

lol that’s like the awkwardest thing ever.

Like what if they keep looking over at your penis! WHAT IF THEY COME OUT AND TELL YOU IT’S SMALL?!!

WHAT IF YOU SNEEZE AND YOU ACCIDENTALLY PEE ON THEM!!!!!!

Or if they like da dick and ask you to fuck them. fkdjsl;gkfhgfhd YOU CAN’T BE ALL RUDE AND BE LIKE, NO!!!!

So many what-ifs

But on the bright side, if you’re gay you can sneak peeks at penises all the time!

 giveahootdontpollute

It called the one space rule. All men know it. If a man is peeing you pee one urinal away from them. If not, Then you’re marked as a freak and banned by the council of Restroom.

(via humpingturtles-deactivated-deac)

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  6. dissatisfy said: “YOU CAN’T BE ALL RUDE AND BE LIKE, NO!!!!” uhh, why not lmfao.
  7. itskeybitch said: “WHAT IF YOU SNEEZE AND YOU ACCIDENTALLY PEE ON THEM!!!!!!” L M F A O